The Chip Bag

What is content? Why is content?

I spent a few days doing the website equivalent of cleaning your house to avoid doing more important things — in my case, I rewrote the entire backend for this blog, made a cute new design for it, made a pile of color schemes for the cute new design, and rewrote some posts as I transferred them over. Whew! All of that without writing one blog post.

I've drafted and scrapped a few posts over the past month but felt generally unsatisfied with everything. I noticed as I was migrating posts that worshipping at the altar of long-form content had led me to pad posts out with verbose internet-recipe-style bullshit without realizing. That's not a stylistic choice I want to stick with! So the blog now accommodates what I will describe as "medium-form content." I can put cuts into longer posts to keep the front page from turning into an infinite scroll-y mess, but shorter posts can be displayed in their entirety.

I also signed up for Blaugust to see if external motivation/peer pressure will motivate me to get over myself and write more. This might be a terrible mistake since a new school year is starting (and I'm still working on that M.Ed while I toil in the salt mines for 50+ hour weeks) but I'll give it a go just on principle.

WIP project blanket box

I found this prompt list on Pillowfort: Creative WIP Project Blanket Box.

"Blanket Box" is a Pillowfort-specific term, but I admittedly don't use my account for much, so I'm setting up my blankets over here instead. I will be talking about Earth 2 because it's my baby even though it doesn't even have a real title yet.

Think quick! It's the dreaded elevator pitch icebreaker: explain your WIP project in less than three sentences! Bonus points if it's the most horrendous way you could've possibly described your project.

Man (who is also an eel) picks up an unconscious kid (who is also a bug) on the street, gets dragged into a wacky wild road trip to help her find her brother (who is also a bug).

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Getting my doctorate in homemade pizza

I've had a fixation on making good pizza since the COVID lockdown. I, like many other people, decided that the best way to weather a pandemic was to bake bread, so I made a sourdough starter and quickly had to find ways to use up the discard. There are a lot of ways to do that — I've experimented with banana bread, pancakes, waffles, and cake, to name a few, but my favorite way to use it is pizza, because pizza is good.

A peach-and-basil pizza that I made using the dark arts outlined in this document.

I've turned into a complete pizza snob and haven't gone out for pizza in a very long time. The homemade stuff is too good! Fortunately, I'm a generous pizza snob, so here is what I've learned after a few years of pizza-ing.

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Whole (Salad Magazine #2)

This is a reprint of my submission to Salad Magazine issue 2. Check out the other cool stuff people did too!

A gouache painting of an Eastern Tiger Swallowtail butterfly (Papilio glaucus). The butterfly is a bilateral gynandromorph: its left wing has the dark morph female pattern, and its right has the male pattern. It feeds on a white daisy with the dorsal sides of its wings facing the viewer. The flower is slightly out of focus and melts into the green background. The butterfly's wings extend out of the frame.

The painting was done using four paints: Prussian blue, cadmium red, yellow ochre, and white. A glitter gel pen was used to add iridescent glitter to the blue spots on the butterfly's hindwings. The photo of the painting was taken in a sunbeam.

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