The Chip Bag

Getting my doctorate in homemade pizza

I've had a fixation on making good pizza since the COVID lockdown. I, like many other people, decided that the best way to weather a pandemic was to bake bread, so I made a sourdough starter and quickly had to find ways to use up the discard. There are a lot of ways to do that — I've experimented with banana bread, pancakes, waffles, and cake, to name a few, but my favorite way to use it is pizza, because pizza is good.

A peach-and-basil pizza that I made using the dark arts outlined in this document.

I've turned into a complete pizza snob and haven't gone out for pizza in a very long time. The homemade stuff is too good! Fortunately, I'm a generous pizza snob, so here is what I've learned after a few years of pizza-ing.

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Whole (Salad Magazine #2)

This is a reprint of my submission to Salad Magazine issue 2. Check out the other cool stuff people did too!

A gouache painting of an Eastern Tiger Swallowtail butterfly (Papilio glaucus). The butterfly is a bilateral gynandromorph: its left wing has the dark morph female pattern, and its right has the male pattern. It feeds on a white daisy with the dorsal sides of its wings facing the viewer. The flower is slightly out of focus and melts into the green background. The butterfly's wings extend out of the frame.

The painting was done using four paints: Prussian blue, cadmium red, yellow ochre, and white. A glitter gel pen was used to add iridescent glitter to the blue spots on the butterfly's hindwings. The photo of the painting was taken in a sunbeam.

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The luxurious Platinum 3776

I like Platinum pens. I have a few, and they've all been great and reliable. Platinum's budget pens all clock in at under 20 USD and the writing experience is phenomenal. If you have money to burn, there's also the Platinum 3776 Century, a pen that retails in the US for around $200.

I never would have considered spending so much on a pen, but I had my eye on the 3776 because of the "soft fine" nib, which has been described as springy by multiple people. I tried one at a local art store and was immediately sold on the springiness of it. I tried a few of its competitors at the same price point as well, but the 3776 was the only pen that offered a significantly different writing experience (which is my main priority when I'm getting a new pen). And it comes in green?!

A shot of the pen showing off the green color in the light
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Getting in the Zorn

I always mix my own paint colors as a rule — I've owned only cyan, magenta, and yellow (plus black and white) for years — but I've been really into nontraditional primaries lately. It's an interesting challenge that produces interesting paintings, and the Zorn palette is a particularly... limiting limited palette.

The Zorn palette is named for Anders Zorn, a Swedish painter who used it extensively in his work. It consists of cadmium red light, yellow ochre, ivory black, and titanium white, a color selection that locks you out of blue and most shades of green. If you're using the Zorn palette for portraits, this isn't a major limitation, but landscapes are a different story (and guess what I've been using it for)...

My Zorn palette sketchbook spread
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The Lego bugs are my friends

I'm not an adult Lego connoisseur by any means, but I've received a handful of the adult/collector sets as gifts over the years. I was pleased as punch to see that they released a collection of realistic insect models consisting of a Chinese mantis, a Hercules beetle, and a blue morpho. I thought they were sold separately, so I spent a long time agonizing over which one to buy until I found out that all three came in a set!

Since these guys clock in at under 30 bucks per model, they're not particularly complex or difficult, but they still provide plenty of mental stimulation for an adult. I'm physically incapable of doing Legos in more than one sitting, so I finished all three of these over the span of an evening — around 4 hours with some distractions, give or take.

All 3 models posed off of their bases

These are all made to scale, which is delightful. And the finished bugs are fully poseable! Bug legos: $80. Being able to hold your new little bug friends because you'll probably never get to do that in real life: Priceless.

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